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You can’t even hide it. Valentine is your favourite time of year and you love oppressing the unfortunate singles on your timeline. More power to you!
We could feel the “love is a scam” aura radiating off you.
That “it was a work day” excuse won’t work this year if you end up with reservations on the 15th. Valentine is on Saturday this time around. Do with that information what you will.
We’re not even going to try convincing you to give love a chance. We need more consistency in the world, and if yours is what we’ve got, best believe we’ll take it
In a world where only lovers are celebrated, haters like you also need a day to blow off steam, and who ever said both of those could not coincide?
This yearly affirmation of yours is slowly turning into peak delusion. It may be time to take proactive measures (if you know what I mean)
That relationship proposal isn’t happening on the 14th. It’s time to move on.
